apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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