He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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