what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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