turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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