I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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