Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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