you win again, gameday.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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