no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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