If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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