Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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