Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
