So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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