shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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