I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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