i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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