Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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