The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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