I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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