Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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