they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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