I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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