How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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