She's JV to your varsity
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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