yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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