See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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