i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
