I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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