All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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