i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
that's an acceptable place to lick
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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