i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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