just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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