Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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