Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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