I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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