I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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