My brain says no but my pants say off.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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