So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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