so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm too high and old for this...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
