Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize