Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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