if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
There are leaves in my underwear?
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