i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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