That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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