you turned your livingroom into a bong?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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