it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize
