i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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