I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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