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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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