So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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