Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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