I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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