he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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