but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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