Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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